{"id":136027,"date":"2019-11-17T12:37:58","date_gmt":"2019-11-17T12:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-7693691\/TALK-TOWN-Kate-Louis-ape.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490"},"modified":"2019-11-17T12:37:58","modified_gmt":"2019-11-17T12:37:58","slug":"talk-of-the-town-kate-and-louis-go-ape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wardoon.net\/so\/talk-of-the-town-kate-and-louis-go-ape\/","title":{"rendered":"TALK OF THE TOWN: Kate and Louis go ape"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Duchess of Cambridge<\/a> won plaudits from Royal commentators for being \u2018so normal\u2019 after I revealed she had visited a pub with other school mums without causing a song and dance.<\/p>\n

Now I hear she takes orders from a monkey puppet at a singing and dancing class for babies. Kate attends the weekly \u00a312 Monkey Music sessions with one-year-old Prince Louis<\/a>. There are dozens of the events run all over the country every day, and for security reasons I won\u2019t say which class Kate attends.<\/p>\n

However, I can reveal that she gets stuck in. The classes are led by a monkey puppet who asks mums to sing with their babies and dance around the room holding scarfs.<\/p>\n

I do hope her armed protection officers don\u2019t join in!<\/p>\n

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The Duchess of Cambridge attends weekly \u00a312 Monkey Music sessions with one-year-old Prince Louis (file picture)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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There are dozens of the events run all over the country every day, and for security reasons I won\u2019t say which class Kate attends<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I can reveal that she gets stuck in. The classes are led by a monkey puppet who asks mums to sing with their babies and dance around the room holding scarfs<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

CAD OF THE WEEK: Ben Carrington<\/span><\/p>\n

Step forward posh property developer Ben Carrington, a former boyfriend of TV presenter Donna Air. Ben, arrived at Brinkley\u2019s bar in Chelsea last week with model pal Linde Stoel on his arm \u2013 only to bump into his current girlfriend.<\/p>\n

It seems Ben had taken Linde for dinner with his mother, but hadn\u2019t perhaps made their friendship clear to his current squeeze. <\/p>\n

To make matters more complicated, both women have children at the same school, and there was a gaggle of mums watching the scene unfold from a nearby table. <\/p>\n

Let\u2019s just say the scenes would have been more suited to the Queen Vic.<\/p>\n

Linde left in a huff, while Ben\u2019s love interest was embraced by the mums and consoled over a glass or two of champagne.<\/p>\n

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Step forward posh property developer Ben Carrington, a former boyfriend of TV presenter Donna Air<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ben, arrived at Brinkley\u2019s bar in Chelsea last week with model pal Linde Stoel, pictured, on his arm \u2013 only to bump into his current girlfriend<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

I am thrilled to be a matchmaker \u2013 of sorts \u2013 for my former Crush of the Week Caitlin Van Den Bogaerde. <\/span><\/p>\n

I hear that after seeing my column, Caitlin\u2019s ex-boyfriend Alasdair Gill \u2013 son of former Cabinet Minister Amber Rudd and the late journalist A.A. Gill \u2013 got back in touch and the pair have rekindled their romance.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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